Escalation Run Club - Weekly Distance Sticker
$2 SGD
Fitness trackers measure steps. Escalation Run Club measures survival.
Weekly Distance:
- 12km commute
- 231 emails (45 unread)
- 17 meetings
- 453 Teams messages
A complete endurance program disguised as a job.
Every notification is a sprint interval.
Every meeting is hill training.
Every unread email is “cool-down” you never get to do.
Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or notebook as proof that you are, in fact, moving constantly. Just not forward.
Super durable and water-resistant
Matte finish
Size: 7.5cm x 9cm