This is an official notice. No crisis allowed this week. My schedule is already full.

Not accepting emergencies, surprises, urgent re-prioritisations, or “quick syncs that will only take 5 minutes.”

Capacity has been reached. Emotional bandwidth has been allocated. Internal systems are running at maximum tolerance.

Any unforeseen chaos will be redirected to next week’s calendar, pending availability.

Please respect the booking system.

Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or desk as a gentle warning to the universe that you are currently at operational limit.

Busy? Yes. Still expected to function? Unfortunately also yes.

Super durable and water-resistant

Matte finish

Size: 9.5cm x 4.5cm

If Singapore had a rulebook, it would probably just be this word repeated in different emotional states.

Don’t.

Don’t CB
Don’t liddat.
Don’t play play.
Don’t malu.
Don’t act blur.
Don’t siao siao.
Don’t anyhow.
Don’t sabo.

A full operating system of caution, correction, and lightly aggressive guidance.

Each phrase is a survival instinct disguised as slang. Each one learned the hard way.

Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or notebook as a reminder that most problems in life can be prevented with better behaviour… and slightly stronger judgement.

Strict? Yes. Accurate? Also yes.

Super durable and water-resistant
Matte finish
Size: 9.5cm x 7cm