Dumpster Fire Response Team Sticker
$2 SGD
For emergencies. Not the heroic kind. The organisational kind.
This firefighter-style badge features a raccoon calmly sitting in a burning dumpster - because someone has to manage the chaos.
This sticker is a badge of honour for anyone who’s constantly drafted into fixing messes they didn’t create.
You don’t start fires. You just get assigned to them.
Stick it on your laptop, notebook, or work setup as proof that you are:
✔ Crisis-ready
✔ Emotionally tired
✔ Professionally dependable
Super durable and water-resistant
Matte finish
Size: 7cm x 7cm