{"product_id":"uti-reminder","title":"UTI Reminder Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA workplace safety reminder for one of the most overlooked occupational hazards of modern corporate life:\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003enot going to the toilet because you have back-to-back meetings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBecause apparently somewhere between the 10am check-in, 11am alignment and 12pm working lunch, basic human biological functions became optional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eDrink water. Take the bio break. Protect your most valuable pipeline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFor meeting prisoners, calendar victims, and anyone who has ever looked at their next call and thought, “I can hold it for another 30 minutes.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eStick it on your laptop, desk, or wherever as a reminder that no meeting is important enough to become a urinary tract infection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWorkplace bladder safety is everyone’s responsibility.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSuper durable and water-resistant\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMatte finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 6cm x 8cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Freshly Pressed","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45362908233910,"sku":"ST0124","price":2.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0667\/3619\/files\/UTI.png?v=1786872773","url":"https:\/\/www.freshlypressedstudio.com\/products\/uti-reminder","provider":"Freshly Pressed","version":"1.0","type":"link"}