{"product_id":"fuuuccck-sticker","title":"Fuuuccck Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA visual representation of approximately 73% of professional communication.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBecause somewhere between what you’re thinking and what you’re actually allowed to say out loud or type into Teams sits an enormous iceberg of restraint, self-preservation and continued employability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAbove the surface:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e“K.”\u003cbr\u003e“Noted.”\u003cbr\u003e“Sounds good.”\u003cbr\u003e“Happy to align.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBelow the surface: considerably more colourful language.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFor anyone who has ever muted themselves before reacting, stopped mid-sentence to reconsider their career choices, or deleted an entire paragraph and replaced it with “K.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eStick it on your laptop, desk, or wherever as a reminder that professionalism is knowing which part of the iceberg to let out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSuper durable and water-resistant\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMatte finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 6cm x 8cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Freshly Pressed","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45354625302710,"sku":"ST0125","price":2.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0667\/3619\/files\/Fuuuccck.png?v=1786672217","url":"https:\/\/www.freshlypressedstudio.com\/products\/fuuuccck-sticker","provider":"Freshly Pressed","version":"1.0","type":"link"}