{"product_id":"emotional-rollercoaster-sticker","title":"Emotional Rollercoaster Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot all rides are open to everyone.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome require emotional stamina I have chosen not to develop.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003eI Don’t Think I Meet the Height Requirement to Ride Your Emotional Rollercoaster is a \u003cspan\u003epolite refusal to participate in unpredictable moods, sudden crises, and conversations that start calmly and end in existential confusion.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlace it somewhere visible as a boundary marker for your emotional capacity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s not you. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s your theme park.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSuper durable and water-resistant\u003cbr\u003eMatte finish\u003cbr\u003eSize: 9cm x 8cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Freshly Pressed","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45176113627318,"sku":"ST0119","price":2.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0667\/3619\/files\/Rollercoaster_2.png?v=1780833662","url":"https:\/\/www.freshlypressedstudio.com\/products\/emotional-rollercoaster-sticker","provider":"Freshly Pressed","version":"1.0","type":"link"}