{"product_id":"duck-you-sticker","title":"Duck You Sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFor those moments when \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e“fuck you” feels too aggressive, but “noted” doesn’t quite capture the emotional complexity of the situation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFor annoying emails, unnecessary meetings, questionable opinions, and people who somehow manage to become your problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s technically a duck. You’re technically being polite. Everyone understands what’s happening here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eStick it on your laptop, desk, or wherever as a reminder that sometimes hostility is best delivered with plausible deniability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eDuck you. Respectfully.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSuper durable and water-resistant\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMatte finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 9.5cm x 4.5cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Freshly Pressed","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45363350044854,"sku":"ST0141","price":2.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0667\/3619\/files\/Duckyou.png?v=1786929389","url":"https:\/\/www.freshlypressedstudio.com\/products\/duck-you-sticker","provider":"Freshly Pressed","version":"1.0","type":"link"}